Past tense of guy it The ability of most men to come up with a plausible story to explain any question except yes or no ones.
I asked him where he was all night. He guyed it, told me he had dinner with an old friend and stayed town over night. I know who "that old friend" was AND what he ate!
by DAH September 20, 2014
Get the guyed itmug. by Tijger Tigran May 5, 2024
Get the guy.mug. Guy 99: H̵̢͙̲̫̫̲̺̲͚́̂̉̿͂̉̅̿̍͠ͅͅe ̛̘̻̞̳̙̈̐͑̓̈́̚ͅl̶̛̝̫̩͔̯̼̼̼̄̀̔̈́̒̂̏͗́̓͘͜͝p̵̢̮̜̖̹̗͔̑̈͒͊͋̀̍̇͒͆͝ ̵̻̹̩̥̮͍̩͓̗̩̗͍͙͘͘ṁ̶̧̻̫̫̻̭̞̩͈͖̜͕̹̑̊̕ͅȅ̶̡͇̤̙̭̬͛̌̈́̿̊̋̎̔̓͠͝ę̶̢̛̮͕̳̘̻̠͖̿̽̒͐̓͗͐̑͐͘̚͝ȩ̴͚̩̗̤̙̤̬͈̥͍̭̟͍͒͂͑̐͐̒̑̈́͂̓̚e ̡̡̨͍̭̩̩̻̮̣̮̒̾ȩ̵̧̺̝̠̗̦̟̌̌ ☝🕆✡ 🖰🖲✍
by Crowie The Crow November 7, 2023
Get the Guy 99mug. When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.
Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?
Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.
Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.
by TheChameleonofChemistry April 3, 2022
Get the Guy Buymug. Fall Guys Syndrome Day is on the 30th of March. It's a day where everyone listens to Fall N' Roll to fuel themselves with either rage or ecstasy towards Fall Guys beans. Raging towards them involves punching beans while ecstasy towards them involves busting all over them.
Person 1: "amboutta bus all over this pink bean"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "it's Fall Guys Syndrome Day today, all of a sudden i feel like bussin all over Fall Gussies"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "it's Fall Guys Syndrome Day today, all of a sudden i feel like bussin all over Fall Gussies"
by Gumfish March 20, 2024
Get the Fall Guys Syndrome Daymug. Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.
Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
by St Brendan April 26, 2019
Get the COLUMBUS GUYSmug. by Nawakah August 27, 2017
Get the Guy-Aurèlemug.