John Tard

If you see John Tard you know its a meme.
by Tardsfanclub December 16, 2021
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John Passant

A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.
1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."
by CharlesGremmyG November 04, 2024
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John In Tennessee

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.
Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.
by November 16, 2021
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Ryan John

Skadoosh.
Those who know what happened at the tennis courts 😈
On the 12th Day of Rizzmas, my Sigma gave to me

12 Balkans Raging

11 Alphas edging

10 Rizzlers Rizzing
9 Flicker Goons
8 Costcos Booming
7 Chicken Bakes
6 Aura Points
5 Those who know
4 Skibbidi toilets
3 Mangos Mogging
2 Lunchly Munching
And a Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang
by Brazilian filckergooner December 27, 2024
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askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.
"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
by Hotdogwatericecream December 05, 2022
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Pulled a john

1) to pussy out of a fight

2) to talk shit 50 feet away then walk away
1) man I was bouta fight this niqqa but then he pulled a john

2) this niqqa talked shit from across the hall then got up and walked away man that niqqa pulled a john
by tig310 May 21, 2014
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john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down
by Wee john November 04, 2013
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