John

Cute funny always happy but when mad can be very angry great soccer player and a good hugger/kisser

John is a good kisser

ikr

by jv to smooth March 28, 2022

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King John School

The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.

Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help

by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021

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Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

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Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

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john engeldew

hairy fuck

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here

by rengaed August 9, 2020

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John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"

by anonymous June 7, 2018

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