eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

Red Eye Checkpoint

A moment in psychedelic or weed trip, when you eventually encounter a mirror and look into your eyes to check how red they are, or how wide pupils are, and optionally end up standing there, staring and thinking about who or what you are, what counciousness is, what human is, what reality is, and other questions about Universe.

Yesterday I've been stuck on red eye checkpoint for a five minutes straight, and ended up showing myself middle finger.

by ammonger September 29, 2025

Jimmy Eye

Two cocks one mouth blowjob

The girl in the back of class gave Bob and Bill a mean jimmy eye.

by CharlesDuvall June 12, 2021

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Eye of the tiger

To be dressed up in a Tiger suit and push old people off stairs.

My grandma got eye of the tiger'ed...

by cistriuainli1 February 2, 2023

Blue Eyes White Dragon

The act of spoiling a major plot point for a friend in a tv series or movie.

*days before the episode was scheduled to air but someone saw a leaked episode* “Holy shit Game of a thrones made a Blue Eyes White Dragon”

by Detective Handy December 20, 2021

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019