by LMC November 4, 2003
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going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)
going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)
Daniel: Dude Caleb totally got caught dick fucking last Friday.
Scott: yeah i hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit
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by Miguel Antonio Franco February 16, 2008
Get the dick fucking mug.when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit
When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.
by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009
Get the Doody Dick mug.(n). someone with Alpha Male Syndrome.
(adj). A guy who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but really most people can't stand him.
(adj). A guy who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but really most people can't stand him.
John: Why'd you quit hanging out with Doug?
Jane: I couldn't have a conversation with him cuz he couldn't stop talking about how great he was for more than 5 minutes. He thinks he's an Alpha Male or something...
John: More like an Alpha Dick....
Jane: I couldn't have a conversation with him cuz he couldn't stop talking about how great he was for more than 5 minutes. He thinks he's an Alpha Male or something...
John: More like an Alpha Dick....
by AintNoPlayaHata January 4, 2011
Get the Alpha Dick mug.- verb (used with object)
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.
- noun
1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.
*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.
- noun
1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.
*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
- verb
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."
- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."
- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
by detectivemunch January 15, 2011
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reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.
reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.
by cherryflavourednapalm September 7, 2010
Get the dick cheney mug.When a man removes his penis from his pants while his partner is not looking during a makeout or lapdance or similar pre-coitus situation. Upon seeing his penis, the "glance", there is a 2/3 chance that the partner will act favorably on the sighting. aka "The DG"
When we were in Vegas, Jack pulled the dick glance on a stripper. She took the bait. Good thing we were on separate trips.
by buttprintcorby October 4, 2010
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