Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.

I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!

by balleroh June 27, 2017

Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

by RoomNeural July 7, 2025

Rot Job

say a female is grinding on a male, but the she smells like actual shit and did not wash her pussy, thus the rot job is created

Emma gave Cody a rot job

by rotjob November 15, 2025

colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)

oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.

by colon man October 21, 2008

Saipan Job

A raw deal. Usually, something that looks good at first until you start.

Jim: Heyyy I hate this job I got!
Tina: In paradise makin bank?
Sara: Haha he just learned the beaches are doodoo and they lied, it's a Saipan job!

by napvibes October 31, 2023