ass shrapnal

Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks and distract any bystanders.

<Dude> Man.. that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.

by Gito March 29, 2005

ass-fragging

Killing someone by shoving a grenade up their ass.

"When an American soldier killed or attempted to kill one of his superiors in Vietnam the act was called fragging because the weapon of choice, as is the case in Kuwait City, was a fragmentation grenade." Thus, ass-fragging involves inserting said grenade into your intended victim's ass.

by Grand Poobah May 10, 2005

Ass-piece

The human posterior, but used in such a way that denotes the quality of somebody else unwantingly being up on it.

"Yo, back up off my ass-piece."

by JebediahScooter November 6, 2006

ass wound

1. It's exactly what it sounds like. An Ass wound. A wound on your ass.

Much more severe than being just a pain the in the ass.

2. The person in the group that lags further behind everyone else, and drags everyone else down with them.

3. "That guy" at a party. The guy making a complete jackass of himself.

Don't be such an ass wound.

You're a fucking ass wound.

Hurry up you ass wound.

by Ashiphex January 7, 2008

ass viking

A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
assviking

That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.

by fatolga. December 12, 2007

Ass-tastic

Extremely awesome or sexy; amazing beyond normal description; snazzy

"Holy Hell man, that food was ass-tastic!"

"That sex was ass-tastic fo sho!"

by whoa_its_soph April 25, 2010

ass soufflé

when someone puts their lips on your asshole and you fart in their mouth, and they swallow it. the action is mostly a fetish item and is not very commonly seen in intercourse.

i gave my girlfriend an ass soufflé last night and she really seemed to enjoy it. then she burped out my fart and i sniffed it.

by anal carbonation October 6, 2010