Trump's law
>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021

Being a sore loser
The 1991 Detroit Pistons were trumping when they walked off the court without shaking hands after losing to the Chicago Bulls in the first round.
by Will Riker November 15, 2020

The 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.
(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

I was so caught up making eye contact with myself in the mirror, whilst furiously making Jesus cry, that I relaxed so much when I finally came and Trumped.
by anonymous June 30, 2025

The last resort for particular members of the left or the democratic party. Often used as a deflection, they will ignore the question they have been asked and immediately begin blaming Donald Trump for issues that had arisen during a time period where a democrat was in office.
“Did you watch last week’s Kamala Harris interview?”
“Yeah? What happened”
“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”
“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess
“Yeah? What happened”
“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”
“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess
by trumpwill2024win October 25, 2024
