aaron b realtor

A slimy little incompetent man with self esteem issues who more so is bad at his job

You see aaron b realtor over there… yeah hes a looser.

by Rudi6969 December 27, 2022

oublié toute la réalité

oublié toute la réalité (phrase) - to have forget all of reality (origin from French)

Don't have had the oublié toute la réalité treatment as senior citizen—instead, get the revolutionary new Alzheimer's disease vaccine!

by herobrine049X January 15, 2023

Beautiful Ultimate Really Never Ending Realm

Beautiful Ultimate Really Never Ending Realm (BURNER), is an object show made by Sacri.

"do you know what burner is"
"no?"
"Beautiful Ultimate Really Never Ending Realm (BURNER), is an object show made by Sacri."
"thank you for informing me about what burner is"
"you're welcome"

by airybutdead March 22, 2023

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

Siri for really

A cute way of saying “wow, is that true”

For reals!

definitely a reference from a UK tv show but can’t remember which one.

Boyfriend “I got you a pressie”
Girlfriend “what?! Siri for really”

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth

Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

Ducks-Are-Fish Realization

If there is something you thought for a long time, and finally realized it is different, then it is a ducks-are-fish realization.
This comes from the time when I thought ducks and chickens were the same animal, and when I found out they were different, I immediately had the assumption that ducks were not birds. And when someone asked me, I responded "I think they're fish."

name just came to the ducks-are-fish realization that tortillas are not made with bread, but instead derived from wheat or corn.

by Namer707 September 23, 2023