mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3

Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..

by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023

Hot mom

A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may

Look at that milf she’s a hot mom

by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023

ur mom

When you have nothing else to say in an argument

bro you’re so fat

YOUR MOM IS TOO

by Sub to FangPlaysGames May 15, 2023

fuck my mom

You should do it

you should fuck my mom, bob!

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022

mom

A woman who is stronger than you can imagine yea sometimes she may get on your nerves but she is just trying to raise you right a woman who is trying her harderst to save you from making all the bad decisions that she made a woman who will stick by your side and love you no matter what a woman who carried you for 9 months a woman who is gonna be your best freind, and when she hurts youll never know because she is trying her hardest to make sure that your ok, mom is someone who will always love you and cerrish you no matter anything she, a mother dosent pick her husband over her kids or anything over her kids her kids are the main proity her kids are her everything she loves her kids os much and it hurts her whne her kids are rude towards her but youll never hear her saying that you hurt her a mom is very strong

wow i love my mom

by ur_daddy2 December 2, 2022

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother

Friend: Yo u have a big forehead
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~

You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief

by anonymous December 2, 2022