Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Airport Jungle Juice

The liquid from the reservoir in the liquid dump before TSA in American airports.

“That airport jungle juice made me hear colours last night.”

by ._etheria_. March 27, 2025

Juice Curbing

When you’re so constipated you start squirting shit juice.

Jack: “Holy shit bro he’s been in there(bathroom) for ages”

Bennet: “Yeah he texted me that he was juice curbing, it will be a while”

by Taintcleanser November 24, 2021

Orange Juice

The most delicious beverage ever invented

Don't drink orange juice after brushing your teeth

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

Gripple Juice

What Gage McKnight looks for in a girl

I want to harvest Devry's gripple juice with my grip stick

by 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻... June 13, 2024

Gripple Juice

What Gage McKnight looks for in a girl

I want to harvest Devry's gripple Juice with my grip stick

by 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻... June 13, 2024

Forehead Juice

The area of the forehead releasing juice

Sarah has a lot of forehead juice I see!

by YashStuff June 20, 2024