Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.

She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.

by Choagiefest May 30, 2025

Job

Word used to describe something very frightening, disturbing and scary.

Often so disturbing of a word it can induce chaos or fear just by saying it.

John: That spider I found was so job
Unemployed Bob: Trigger warning for j*b please

by Jubomination June 3, 2025

Job

a really really scary curse word. scarier than the swear word Peter Ruette

Me: "Fuck"
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs

by 6DaMoosical June 6, 2025

job

a disgusting swear word

are you gonna get a j*b?
a job is where they pay you to work.

by inbushis June 8, 2025

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

by JoeFotch June 13, 2025