King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

king

King is a good dog name.And if your dog is name king your in luck because dogs called king are are the best dogs ever.

My dog is so good at making me happy

by kingwasoneofmybestdogs April 23, 2022

Goat troll/king troll

Non bias, likes dbz and is the best troller

Goat troll/king troll being a goat

by Zāddÿ February 21, 2021

God save our noble king

A phrase used when you wish for god's greatness upon yourself.

Patented by Sudiksha

Abc: Bro she gave us extra homework!
Def: God save our noble king

by myfreedityfreedom April 21, 2025

Kurtis King

1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."

Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.

by yomankurt February 3, 2010

King Maggot

An increasingly popular nickname for the incoming US President in 2025, for obvious reasons.

King Maggot is doing all he can to worm his way into the minds of Americans all over again as he once again demonstrates his unparalleled ability to nominate the most profoundly impaired predators and alcoholics to ever walk the Earth.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2024

King Benningham Franklinian

A God

Look it’s King Benningham Franklinian!

by King Benningham Franklinian March 18, 2022