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Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend
I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.
by Collin102 January 11, 2020
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The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...
by Chief long straw January 12, 2025
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Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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job

by ikca26 June 24, 2016
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Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023
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knepper den her job

doing a good job
jeg knepper den her job.
by giro413 December 7, 2016
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