Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Blowke Job

A blow job but from a dude or bloke, a bloke job.

Hey mate I went to the strip joint but ended up with the security guard, got me a fine blowke job!

by AbsolutelyTru7h! November 11, 2017

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

job van breukelen

Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast

Gozer kanker heb je die snap van job van Breukelen geopend gewoon weer een foto van zn drol

by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021

rim job ricky

a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!

oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.

by ilikedigbick March 14, 2022

better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2013