Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016

mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.

Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.

by Densest March 1, 2017

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

Your mom

A over used joke that people still find funny

Your mom is so fat

by Cjmruger October 25, 2022

ur mom

"ur mom," the popular phrase off tiktok and other interent platforms used as either a comeback or as a joke.

person 1: who cares if you got a new cat?
person 2: ur mom
person 1: why my mom, not dad?
person 2: ur dad left for the milk, that's why

by djflkasdjfkadsjlkfjdlkfjldskjf January 10, 2023

Mom

That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!

Mom: So what’s new today?
Daughter: *tells about day*
Mom: thank you for telling me! Love you!

by nothtemiddlechild November 23, 2021

your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021