An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.
by RPOC November 22, 2007
Get the two sheets in the bagmug. by labber November 10, 2009
Get the Chasing the bagmug. A pack be it small or large one would keep close by loaded with essentials of survival. Urban and Rural Bug-out bags may differ in contents but will be used during and for the same event.
Joe- Dude why did you spend $500 dollars on that nasty ass dehydrated food from eFoods.com?
Russ- Well, when the biological bomb goes off as an act of false flag terror by our own government to rape us of more liberties and send us to FEMA camps for our Vaccines Im grabbing my M4 500rounds and my Bug-out Bag stocked with food, rope a space blanket and my Kobe Tai synthetic ribbed anus and vagina and heading to the hills in Grizdale.
Joe- Is it the vibrating anus or just synthetic pocket pussy?
Russ- Well, when the biological bomb goes off as an act of false flag terror by our own government to rape us of more liberties and send us to FEMA camps for our Vaccines Im grabbing my M4 500rounds and my Bug-out Bag stocked with food, rope a space blanket and my Kobe Tai synthetic ribbed anus and vagina and heading to the hills in Grizdale.
Joe- Is it the vibrating anus or just synthetic pocket pussy?
by Russ T January 22, 2009
Get the Bug-out Bagmug. A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!
Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!
Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.
Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.
by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009
Get the Gym bag Surprisemug. 1. a substitute for the word "douche" or "douche bag"
2. a cool way to say "douche" or "douche bag"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
2. a cool way to say "douche" or "douche bag"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
EXAMPLE ONE:
emma: excuse me, i have to use a vag bag
EXAMPLE TWO:
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school
emma: excuse me, i have to use a vag bag
EXAMPLE TWO:
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school
by blizair May 14, 2008
Get the vag bagmug. a gurl that is on all fours lickin the doods balls, while the gurl is doin this, the dood is slappin the chic in the face wit his cock
by ToughGuyzWearPink July 16, 2008
Get the tea bagmug. Bag O' Dicks = Contains multiple meanings in certain contexts
A phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver.
Worse than "Suck a Dick," "Bag o' Dicks" refers to sucking more than one.
This phrase can also refer to the way one looks in a negative fashion. He looks like a "Bag o' Dicks."
The sub-skill that one shows in sports: "He is playing like a Bag o' Dicks."
Bag o' Dicks can also stand in for key cuss-words such as bullshit, fuck, god damn it, and son of a bitch.
A phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver.
Worse than "Suck a Dick," "Bag o' Dicks" refers to sucking more than one.
This phrase can also refer to the way one looks in a negative fashion. He looks like a "Bag o' Dicks."
The sub-skill that one shows in sports: "He is playing like a Bag o' Dicks."
Bag o' Dicks can also stand in for key cuss-words such as bullshit, fuck, god damn it, and son of a bitch.
Brian: (Stubs his toe and yells) Bag o' Dicks!!!!
Brian: (Watching the Sixers play) Jesus, these guys are playing like a Bag o' Dicks.
Brian: Is that a Bag o' Dicks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Brian: Whats wrong, you been sucking a Bag o' Dicks recently?
Brian: Bag O' Mothafuckin Dicks!
Brian: (Watching the Sixers play) Jesus, these guys are playing like a Bag o' Dicks.
Brian: Is that a Bag o' Dicks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Brian: Whats wrong, you been sucking a Bag o' Dicks recently?
Brian: Bag O' Mothafuckin Dicks!
by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008
Get the Bag o' Dicksmug.