Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025

job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.

Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Job

Something you need bitchass nigga get employed

"All this dickriding you could put to use in a job"

by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025

Job

Something you need bitchass nigga get employed

"All this dickriding you could put to use in a job"

by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025

Potluck job

When a junkie attends a potluck uninvited and sticks his dih in all the foods, especially getting his greasy pubes stuck in the food

“Yea I showed up to that potluck unattended last night, gave it an absolute potluck job”

by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025

Rotluck job

When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.

Mike-“yea that can of monster absolutely got it last night, gave it an absolute rotluck job!”

by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025