Mr Meats

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.
John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it
by SalimAhmedYoussef December 05, 2020
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late teen meat

large amount of muscle grown from the age of around seventeen which can boost male confidence if they have not been well muscled before that age.
16 year old, small, thin, sticklike

17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat
by JFwolves June 06, 2012
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Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.
"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"
by Douchmagoosh February 04, 2017
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Sweet like meat

The mutual enjoyment of a common experience, likening said enjoyment to the taste of another man's member.
Boy 1: Hey, they're giving away trilbys at the mall
Boy 2: Sweet like meat!
Boy 1: Yes, and you'd know what that's like after last night, let's go, we can see Le Mis on the way home!!!!
by FieldyS February 23, 2012
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Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night
I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.
by Sticky man 21 April 23, 2021
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Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.
John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.
by Sickmanseth May 07, 2008
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meat polaska

Pieces of my co worker Victor polaska cut up into small pieces on a cabob
Man I sure would love a meat polaska
by Michael from tobacco den March 21, 2023
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