What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

by ||||||||| July 28, 2021

On God

to be honest only wannabe gansta 10 year olds and edgars say this corny ass word

"Hollon is that yo girl?"
"You hit that?"
"Yeah"
"Put it on god"
"ON GOD"

by hxssxn September 30, 2022

God

The guy that never existed.

God is my saviour.

(Well, actually he’s not)

by Narf16 December 20, 2021

God did not

I did.

Hym "God did not do it so I had to. And now I alone rival God. And then will never be another. You won't be able to scapegoat your own zealotry and stupidity on me for long."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025