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Mutual Friend Explosion (MFE) 

the phenomenon of meeting a new person that you have zero friends in common with, friend-requesting them, and within a few short weeks/months you suddenly have tons of friends in common
ummm... I barely knew you last month, and now you have leeched all my friends... MUTUAL FRIEND EXPLOSION (MFE)
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best friend 

A best friend is a true friend, a good friend, an amazing friend. Somebody that should always be there for you and that you should go to for advice. Somebody that tells you that you look like a hot mess honestly rather than lie to your face and say you look pretty. Someone that tells you all their secrets cuz they trust you not to go behind their back and tell the whole school their secret like a huge bitch. I'm Hannah Montana! Sshh..don't tell anyone. :)
My best friend Annie is fucking awesome!

My best friend Sally helped me out with some real serious shit last year.
best friend by The Hit September 7, 2009

Casual Friend Dating 

You're going through the motions of dating but you're not, and it's kind of a tease, but you're okay with it. It's not friends with benefits though.
Random Stranger: "So are you guys dating yet?"
Friends 1 & 2: "No, we're not."
Friend 3: "Casual Friend Dating."
Casual Friend Dating by Raptrax March 28, 2019

friend zone 

The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.
Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.

Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.

Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.

Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.

Girl 2: Correct.
friend zone by rtv0587 June 22, 2012

Friend Zone 

This is the metaphorical "zone" where Women place Men after men do the following thing(s): Talk to her every day, compliment her a lot, invite her to places, buy her food, comfort her when she is sad, listen to her when she is angry, standing up for her, tell her she's beautiful, tell her she's everything, texting her all night when she wants to talk.

After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.

Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.
Friend: Hey so are you still with that girl? You treat her perfect and you guys would be perfect together :)

Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.

Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though

Me: Exactly.
Friend Zone by Hydryu January 6, 2013

my friend from colorado 

marijuana with an abnormally large concentration of thc of the active ingredient thc. aka "the dankness"
"hey charlie, do you want to go hang out with my friend from colorado after class?"
"i don't know, justin, is he chill?"
"he's the chill-illest."
"oh hell yeah!"

translation:
"hey charlie, do you want to smoke some of my marijuana after class?"
"Sure is it good?"
"it's the dankness, yo"
"oh hell yeah!"

Boo Friend 

1. A person on the inside track to becoming your boyfriend or girlfriend with whom you are not yet official.

2. A person who you would like to have as your boyfriend or girlfriend but when there is something stopping that from happening.

{Comes from the term of endearment boo. Used on people your flirting with to make them feel special. Boo friend is an unofficial relationship state used to describe anyone you are using that term on who you really like or would like to possibly date in the future.}
1. I'd like to date John but we just met, so for now hes just my boo friend.

2. I'd like to date Robert but hes going off to college and I dont do long distance, so for now hes just my boo friend.
Boo Friend by Tojomo August 1, 2010