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The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need
you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
by Krkič September 19, 2020
mugGet the The Mon(k)eymug.

bog eyes

guy: i like to draw crows with bog eyes, it really fits their vibes
other guy: wtf are you talking about???
by leui March 9, 2023
mugGet the bog eyesmug.

Planes in your eyes

Having a desire to travel, especially by plane or internationally. From the expressiondollar signs in your eyes
You had planes in your eyes after watching a travel show.
by Tiernan47 July 20, 2022
mugGet the Planes in your eyesmug.

side eye

Something every Somali says just to be annoying
You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye
by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023
mugGet the side eyemug.

Side eye

Shut up stop using this “bombastic-“ shut the fuck up. SHUT UP literally I will rip your toungue out you son of a bitch.
"Bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye 🤡." shut the fuck up patricia stop saying side ete
by basilCats March 29, 2023
mugGet the Side eyemug.

blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 4, 2022
mugGet the blind eye syndromemug.

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