Throwing a pencil down a hallway

A Pencil in the hallway is when a man with a small to average sized penis engages in intercourse with a woman with a loose vagina.

"After she had her fifth kid, intercourse to her husband was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."

by Hentur March 20, 2014

DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick.

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

by pagina526 March 12, 2011

Go down on one knee

Performing oral sex on a one legged woman

"Do you think Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"

by andD November 3, 2006

London Bridge Is Falling Down

When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.

Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"

Tim- " SHIT!"

CRACK!!!!

Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"

Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"

Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"

Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"

by GiggleGoat January 27, 2010

hos up, pimps down

Women who run their own game without sublimating to a domineering male influence.

"Girl you need to dump that scrub. This is the 21st century. Don't you know it's hos up, pimps down now?"

by 420honey December 16, 2008

playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

Upside down midget brains

When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.

While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.

by Brown Ghost February 24, 2009