John Augustoni

Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.

Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard

by matuuey April 15, 2022

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Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.

You're so slow, hurry up, John!

by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022

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John Major

The peas are good tonight dear

"The peas are good tonight dear" -John Major

by Among us nft April 19, 2022

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The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.

Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.

by Among us nft April 20, 2022

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st john

a true nozza responsible for the emptying of the grand canyon

st john is thicc

by lemurwoman April 21, 2022

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John Bounce

In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup

Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup

John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce

by MostUrban November 2, 2021

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