Seal Cat

A big lard of shit,having a throat beard of pubic hair also cheating at life

Hey Corey did you see that Seal Cat take my money?!

by killa1991 January 21, 2008

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023

Goat Cat

Greatest pussy of all times… duh.

Bro, my girl has the goat cat on lock.
Wtf you mean
Goat cat, greatest pussy of all times. Keeps me coming back like addicts

by Mrs.KDavis February 11, 2023

Cat

an epic ninja is a fur suit with for legs with 4 knives in each foot. will attack if it doesn't like you

human- "Awwww.. your so cuteeeee"
cat- *attacks*
human- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
cat- take that human i dont like

by O'Reilly Auto Parts... OWWW!! October 18, 2019

Hell Cat Speed Chase

Hell Cat Speed Chase

Hell Cat Speed Chase

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth

Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!

by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021

Cats

Small feline/furry ninja.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.

"I was walking down a dark hallway, and suddenly, an outstretched claw swiftly swipes by. I looked again, and saw 2 black cats hiding in the corner."

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 3, 2022