Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

dick sniffle

The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.

Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.

"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"

by Thable September 26, 2015

caden's dick

Very small

That's a Caden's dick tiny

by Jfguccgg April 19, 2017

Dick Brain

A Man who has a Dick for a brain and thinks with his dick

A guy who thinks with his dick and cheats on his girlfriends then thinks about his actions later in life this makes him a Dick brain

by God is here January 27, 2012

Nathan’s dick

Really really smalll

Nathan’s dick is really small

by I touch children February 18, 2019

sticky dick

a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.

goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka

by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003

austins dick

An extremely small penis

Did you bring the microscope to see austins Dick?

by Austins dick December 28, 2016