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To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
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Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.
Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.
by AmieCraver January 19, 2024
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Meat Head

A narcissist person, generally males, who are into aesthetics. A meat head usually cannot help but look at their reflection any chance they get. Meat heads are usually insecure and feel the need to put others down to feel better about them. They lack morals and common sense. These people feel as if they were someone to idolize and feel they are better than anyone else. Meat heads are usually jerks to women. Meat heads are very immature and self-centered. They care about no one else but themselves and do not care who they hurt as long as they get what they want.
Meat head: "Aye bro, dare me to get at this guy's girl."
by pinkunicornlove February 18, 2015
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The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.
Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024
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Minnesota meat pie

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up
by Shalapagos March 28, 2022
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Meat Money

Money used by some dik or smitz to buy a well hung male prostitute when he needs a brutal pounding.
Danny made some meat money today. He's gonna get that ass pounded, tonight!
by steamingkoil June 20, 2017
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Meat chopper

When a girl sucks dick with braces and skin gets stuck in her mouth or leaves marks
Damn Gina, rebca gave me mad meat chopper marks last night
by Mr.lightskin July 11, 2016
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