"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.
by AmieCraver January 19, 2024

A narcissist person, generally males, who are into aesthetics. A meat head usually cannot help but look at their reflection any chance they get. Meat heads are usually insecure and feel the need to put others down to feel better about them. They lack morals and common sense. These people feel as if they were someone to idolize and feel they are better than anyone else. Meat heads are usually jerks to women. Meat heads are very immature and self-centered. They care about no one else but themselves and do not care who they hurt as long as they get what they want.
by pinkunicornlove February 18, 2015

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.
Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.
Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022

by steamingkoil June 20, 2017

by Mr.lightskin July 11, 2016
