hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.

My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.

by Ereck Flowers December 11, 2010

Who's ass is it bout to get these hands

Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )

Dude lets go play a joke on the girls (3 seconds later ): who's ass is it bout to get these hands

by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 05, 2018

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 20, 2021

Knife hand

The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!

My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.

by Devildaughter03 November 01, 2021

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 29, 2022

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021