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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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Quad-gods

Groups of extreme people protesting or preaching discriminatory and sometimes racist bullshit on the grounds of a college campus. These people would ussusually tell you to repent if you are any of these: Women, furries, LGBTQ, poly, people me who decided to lose their virginity 'early', or immigrants. These people usually are MAGAs
"Warning guys, there are a bunch of quad-gods outside. If you don't want to see them, take this route."
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"
by Ukelele Guy February 24, 2025
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God derangement syndrome

When people believe a 2000 year old magic man will return to save them.
The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome
by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025
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I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it
Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025
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I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it
Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025
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