mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle October 01, 2020

Fish posting

A social media user that posts a photo or a fact about fish. Usually wholesome. Very fun and neat. I love fish posting.

User 1:"The longear sunfish has beautiful colors that include reds, orange, and teal. They usually eat insects and small fish."
User 2: you are fish posting.

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 24, 2023

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

fish dancing in the sun

Majestic as fuck

Fish dancing in the sun= Majestic as fuck

by DAZEY June 24, 2015

Fish meat

If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin.
If it tastes like trout, back out.

Last night the boy I slept with had fish meat

by ewi.ebs January 24, 2022

Fish Mines

Its when You're Stuck doing the bed of chaos for the 50th time and your starting to smell like a sweaty ass ball fish

Dam, Ray really got stuck in those fish mines last night!

by Fish Cave December 24, 2022

Poor Fish

A Dumb@$$

Guy One: That poor fish that couldn't answer 1 + 1 was soo dumb XD!
Guy Two: IKR!!!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal November 29, 2021