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the ghey 

a condition that straight men contract when discussing things of a sexual nature concerning other men in a possible attempt to be funny, but the listener isn't quite sure.
Guy one to guy two: "I just wish he had big tits, and was bouncing on top of me."

Listener: "He has the ghey too?"
the ghey by QOFU October 14, 2008
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the ghetto 

im tired of ppl thinkn that the ghetto is the same as "the hood" .... because most ppl are uneducated, the have no idea wat the real definition is...a "ghetto"...goes back to times of the holocost, when the jews wer put in2 a secluded section of a city or town. A ghetto consists of 1 race..and only that one race resides there, except for a couple of other ppl..lets put it this way..a majority of this certain area is 1 race....that is a ghetto, not a hardcore hood'...get it right.
Black guy#1 - yeah i live in the ghetto.

Black guy#2 - me too. most of my family lives there. i feel comfortable because most, if not all, of the people in my town are black, and only black.
the ghetto by -N.y.C- August 4, 2006

whistling past the graveyard 

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.
"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits

the greatest band of all time 

Alice in Chains, of course.

Layne Staley-vocals
Jerry Cantrell-guitar
Mike Inez-bass
Sean Kinney-drums
AiC is undisputedly the greatest band of all time. Listen to Rooster or Down in a Hole and tell me they don't rock this world.

The Great Equalizer 

1.)A man that uses girls for money and then never talks to them after he gets the money.

2.)seductive man who uses hes sex appeal to exploit women.

3.)The male version of a gold digger.
The Great Equalizer uses women for their money.

The Great Gazoo 

derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo
"Another great performance by the Great Gazoo"