(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
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The act of putting grapes in your girlfriends butthole and she then proceeds to shoot them out of her butt into your mouth
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n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.
n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.
Andy is one hell of an ass lover. He rather fuck an ass over a vagina. He sure is a bona fide poop chute screwer!!
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