bait job

A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.

Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."

by DJ Fitness July 10, 2019

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Korean nose job

When a Korean female snorts a line of cocaine of a mans penis while sucking his dick

Guy1: bro Kim gave me a Korean nose job last night now my dick tickles

Guy2: bro I want a chink like that

by Chinkdinktinipink November 9, 2019

Flame job

You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.

You my friend just got a Flamejob.

Yo my lady gave me a Flame job and its been burning for 4 days already.

by Ron691999 June 12, 2022

pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 6, 2024

Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not

Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob

by HUPPPON October 17, 2021

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018