King of Derp

Also known as the "Death Fridge," the KV-2. Approach at your own risk.

The king of derp, the one and only KV-2.

by The Daleks November 1, 2021

jib king

When a person smokes methamphetamine non stop to the point where they will do anything for more. Usually they end up on the streets doing sexual acts for another hit. Most times these people have no friends and the only people that hang around them is to use them for drugs. A Jib king is the lowest form of life next to a cockroach.

That Jib King was such a waste of skin he let his methamphetamine dealer shit in his mouth for a hit.

by Fununderthesun August 27, 2017

Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.

Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...

by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024

King Flumerfelt

The master of orgasm. Blessed by the God's stone is written in his tongue and cock as he glides through the pussy of space!

Damn that guys king Flumerfelt!

That girl looks like she just had a Flumerfelt!

by Pussy samurai February 20, 2023

King

Want the real definition? Look in a mirror

John: I dont feel like myself anymore im depressed..

Joe: It’s ok, King the homies are always here for you. Remain a King and keep fighting

by Kenorak February 20, 2023

James fightme King

This name is given to only the most absolute units in all of the lands, if you see someone with this name you should turn the other way before he terminates your very being

OH SHIT YALL RUN FOR YA LIVES James fightme King FINNA SIT ON US

by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018