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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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God

something or someone that does not exist :), and pleople thinks that exist and he is powerful and he is going to punish them when they die
Person: I believe in god
Person 2 : He does not exist
by Giussepe June 13, 2017
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chicken nugget god

Somebody: sir are you praising to the chicken nugget God?
Somebody else: of course
Somebody: good *leaves*
by thvbac..? Wait wha- January 4, 2023
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The God Equation

An equivalency that states that the limina superimposes a Newtonian limit on each irrational number in linear time; creating prime numbers.

Q^star = Prime.
In Q* = Prime (The God Equation) the limina superimposes Newtonian limits through ultranihilism onto irrational numbers on the circle of pan-contiguity; creating prime numbers.

The limina infinity-overlapping-with-uncountability is the prime limit.
by flightfacilities May 30, 2021
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god

God is Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is god.

you know I'm right.

dont throw away your shot.
Person 1: Lin is god
Person 2: I know
People 1&2: *starts praising the lin by singing lyrics to Hamilton*
by Lins daughter (jkjk) December 6, 2024
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greek god

by dabestt. June 4, 2023
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69 God

someone obsessed with sex and sexual activities, or a freaky ass nigga
by x.ile_ May 12, 2024
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