cock block

A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.

Travis zellers is a cock block

by blondbarbie22195 January 9, 2013

Cock Locked

The opposite of "cock blocked". When a man will certainly be getting it on with a woman.

Damn, he pulled out all the moves tonight, pulling out her chair, opening doors and shit; chicks dig that. He's definitely cock locked.

by poopookachoo November 7, 2013

Yacht cock

A giant schlong you discover on a cruise.

My husband to be wary after the buffet so I found some yacht cock to keep me up all night

by SweetBaby May 8, 2018

Cock-Blockdown

When you're horny as fuck for some Tinder dudes cock, to give you a good pussy pounding, but this Covid-19 has you on lockdown

Cheers to Covid 19, for being the biggest cockblock in 2020. Just rang my beak dealer and offered my pussy out for a gram of bash. He is self isolating, so no cock and no bash. What a Cock-Blockdown this is!!!

by Anna Key DnB April 28, 2020

cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Cock Gobbla

New England they/them/she/shim who greatly enjoys a mouth full of penis(s)

*Without or without clam clowda

"Ben Affleck is a huge friggin cock gobbla"

- Matt Damon

by A. Richard Gozinya April 6, 2023

Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.

Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"

by Feral Man August 3, 2014