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Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.
Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin April 22, 2018
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poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.
Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.
by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016
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Blue Wind

Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.
May a blue wind guide you in this chapter of your life.
by Blue Wind February 3, 2020
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Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.
Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.
by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020
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tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind
Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013
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Southern Winds

Same as flatulence
I just blew the Southern Winds
by Lizard J03¡ June 2, 2019
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Cheeks to the wind

When you are completely exposed either literally or to laughter, jokes and ridicule from friends and enemies alike in a comical fashion.
Me: Ayo, you seen what happened to Jackson?
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.
by TravWilly August 1, 2020
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