for a nickel i will

the punchline to a joke i knew as a kid,

i have long since forgotten the joke, but i have always remembered the punchline.

so, if someone asks you to do something for them,
just reply with a southern accent (cause it sounds better):
"for a nickel i will"

friend 1: " blow me"
friend 2: " for a nickel i will"

by heinekenlover February 6, 2010

I will fucking end you

If Kadyn says this to you, you might wanna run cause he is gonna fucking end you, he can and will hunt you down and you'll probably die in a horrid way .

Trey: KADYN SAID "I will fucking end you", HELP!

Tim: Go grab the gun and hide i'll try to buy you sone time.

by Krax101 September 11, 2016

dying will

From the manga/anime series Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn. What you enter after being shot with a Dying Will Bullet if you feel regret about something you didn't do before you died. In Dying Will mode, the physical and psychological limits of the body are removed, and the person in the state will act out whatever it is they regretted, regardless of the physical or social consequences. Dying Will flames will come out of the person's forehead, and their clothes will apparently melt off (thought the underwear remains intact).

I'll confess my love with my Dying Will!

by angermyode March 8, 2009

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!'

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.

"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Will Newhart

A genetic disorder causing the fetus to grow rather small genitals, and resulting in social awkwardness and a lack of conversational prowess. The latter affect tends to kick in around the time of puberty.

"Oh shucks, Mary-Anne, did you hear that bobby has will newhart? I didn't see that one coming."

by Lani Lubliner December 6, 2006

Will to live

The want to be alive, mostly lost after breakups, nasty fights on the Internet or Just losing it with out a reason.

Have you seen my will to live? I think i have lost it.

by ElectrodeYT January 6, 2017

Will

The definition of true, raw, real love. His voice as soft and as sweet as the wind when it passes by as the sun sets. His hair is soft and yet strong, because his constant thoughts and analyzation of the world around him makes his hair darker and stronger. His cheeks are plush and prominent, because of how much he smiles. His smile warms the hearts around him, especially mine. But his mind, his mind is wise, mature, his mind is a world of compassion, empathy and is open to all the things that is around him. He is to share his love to the world, to teach others a new light of the world, to spread his positive light and be the change the world should have. The shine in his eyes resemble an old soul, a path to true happiness if you look into them deep enough. Youre amazing will. youre good at games too stud

"man that dude is a will, id tap that"
"a hole is a hole"

by GayBabyOrgy September 26, 2017