New Super Mario Bros Wii 

A game released by Nintendo for the wii in 2009

It is the second game in the new super Mario Bros series after new super Mario Bros on the ds released in 2006.

It is a 2d platformer that is very easy because of the Wii's casual targeted audience. It has eight normal worlds and a bonus world. In a normal world there is a few levels, then a mini castle midway, then a few more levels then a big castle. In world 4, 6 and 8 there is also an airship level. It can be played with up to 4 players. It introduces new power ups which are the ice flower, helicopter suit and penguin suit. It brings back the koopalings and Yoshi from super Mario world. It also uses motion controls in various parts of the game. If you get game over, you go back to the start of the world or mini castle if you have beaten it. However, it gives you an absurd amount of lives and the levels are so easy that probably won't happen if you are decent at video games.

It can be abbrivated to NSMBW

New super Mario Bros Wii is a fun game to play with your family

New Super Mario Bros Wii by Pineapple840 February 5, 2021

Pistol-Wii-pped 

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.

Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally 'Pistol-Wii-pped' me."

Pistol-Wii-pped by Paul Lockyer "Doors" April 29, 2008

the wii effect 

a phenomina that happends to a tv screen when playing the wii, a resilt is a large crack or shattered television, source is a progectile wii remote because some reatards dont use the strap properly

DUDE: hey man did you watch the show last night?

FRIEND: no man, the wii effect took hold on my tv and i have to wait a few weeks.

DUDE: well that sucks

the wii effect by the bandicapped October 5, 2010

Poor Kid's Wii 

Watching music videos online and trying to dance along with the moves.

I spent all night YouTubing Michael Jackson videos to play Poor Kid's Wii.

Poor Kid's Wii by darthslater February 18, 2012

Mario Kart Wii 

The 6th mario kart game. If you couldn't tell if is on the Wii. It was realeased in 2008

It introduced the Wii wheel which was basically a plastic wheel that you put on your remote. This idea was a big success with the casual market and became is the most popular mario kart game. It had some new ideas like tricks and bikes. You can also get the very controversial thunder cloud item

Despite this is has some very advanced competitive mechanics for example shortcuts that require skill to perform like the grumble volcano rock hop. This has kept the game alive and many people still play it today

The online mode has shut down but the is a custom server called wimmifi. If you join a game you will see a lot of funky kongs on flame runners and daisies on mach bikes. This is because those are the most overpowered loadouts. Everyone jokes that it should be called funky bike wii

The is many more with the biggest by far being CTGPR by which has the ability to play custom tracks online

Mario kart wii was a fun game

Mario Kart Wii by Pineapple840 February 10, 2021

group sesh on the wii 

code word for a gay orgy

gregory: "hey, wanna have a group sesh on the wii this weekend?"
bart: "dude wtf, you should know i'm straight"

group sesh on the wii by baguette217 December 21, 2021

PS-Wii-Sixty 

Owning all the major gaming consoles (as of 2010). The PS3, the Wii and the XBox 360. This means you can play any game at any time, online or off.

Tony: Man, that new game is a PS3 exclusive. I really wanted to play it, too.
Jabroni: That's cool, we can play it at my house. I have a PS-Wii-Sixty.

PS-Wii-Sixty by Transformers3People0 May 15, 2010