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weed miser

Someone who, for either being short of money, or constantly worried about running out, smokes small amounts of weed from a pipe at a time.
Greg is a weed miser. Greg packs probably .05g per bowl.
by greg410 May 29, 2017
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Weedbrain

Somebody who's past use of weed has affected the way their brain functions in a detrimental way often resulting in "weedbrain" moments where they will often spout nonsense for an extended duration of time until ultimately throwing a fit when realizing their wrong
Aaron: "Yeah, I drink on occasion."
Jacob: "Bro, alcohol is way worse than weed."
Aaron: "What, stop being a weedbrain bro."
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weed fiend

Someone who is so addicted to weed, they steal your money and scam you to support their addiction and never match with you.
"You trying to match with Jessie at the park?"

me: "Nah, Jessie is a weed fiend."
by qqki June 23, 2020
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Weed Nose Street Shootout

This is the name given to the infamous shootout where Ali Demarcus cousins VII was shot and killed by Jonathan Lyndale Kirk at 1:48 o'clock at the Weed nose crossroad in Toronto on April the 4th. It is reported that Ali was "fuckin around" with Kirk's wife, Taneesha Dingle. Jonathan Lyndale Kirk is a free man to this day, which begs the question, why is he out of jail, if there is soo much evidence pointing against Kirk's case. Later that month, there was a peaceful protest began against Kirk, these protests were reportedly started by Taneesha Dingle and were shared on Juan Pringles' Instagram Story, this sparked tensions against the Toronto police force. Later that month, the brother of Taneesha Dingle and longtime friend of both Juan Pringle and Ali, Namely, Quandale Dingle, Was wrongfully shot and killed by the Toronto police force, and by April 29th, the case was reportedly closed. This Post was made in protest Against the Toronto police force and their actions. Rest In Peace Ali Demarcus cousins VII, 2007-2015
"That boy is in more trouble than 8 yr old Ali Demarcus cousins VII on the crossroad of the Weed Nose Street Shootout"
by BigDills April 15, 2022
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Micro-weed

Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.
Vince : Hey man, my weed is getting me high but i got no taste
Barry : yeah , it's micro-weed!
by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009
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miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.
After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.
by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012
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Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014
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