Wellaport

Traveling between Wells

Wellaporting is fun.

by Pickelsss October 4, 2023

Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole

His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

future welfare recipient

People who call cops Pigs, people who break the law.

Hi I'm im on the pot and I'm a future welfare recipient

by Ritgard123 August 2, 2016

John Weldon Elementary School

A fucking trash dump of cancerous fucking nitric acid.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.

John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.

by Satan-ui Yeomso July 1, 2016

career welfarerite

Multi-generatonal, long-term user of everything the system has to offer. Takes Full advantage of & expects all the freebies the government has to offer. Has never worked, with no plans to ever. Probably lived in Erie County, Ohio at one time or another, due to its easy access to public assistance programs.

Mike: Fred never goes to work, but still manages to have nice things. I don't think his dad ever worked either. How do they do it?
Monte: Simple, he's a career welfarerite. Learned it from his daddy!

by Pioneer 1 June 1, 2016

Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

Spot Welder

A guy that has zero control during sex and blows his load immediately after insertion.

Mike is a spot welder. As soon as he begins, he's finished.

by yogurtdealer June 13, 2018