weight to tit ratio

The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:

T/(W^2)=F

Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.

Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"

by wiggly22 November 15, 2009

Weiner Brothers

The bond two men share after they have sex with the same girl at the same time. i.e. threesome. This is a bond that can never be broken.

Last night my bro and I eiffel towered this bitch. Now we're weiner brothers. It was chill.

by MyChemicalBromance December 9, 2010

Weiner face

A guy with a great body, but an ugly face. Example: Rep. Anthony Weiner.

Megan: I know this guy, Anthony, you should hook up with
Ainsley: Really.. Is he hot?
Megan: He goes to my gym, he's got a great body, but you might want to bring a paper bag. He's kinda a weiner face.

by Ainzcb June 17, 2011

chump weight

A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.

Joe: I can bench 220! Schmoe: Don't you know that's chump weight?

by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008

Your weight

When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.

Bro! She is your weight.

by doitinadatsun October 1, 2018

Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it

Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...

by WDRMaster May 15, 2010

weiner boop

To poke another player with ones penis while playing Garry's Mod.

Player 1: stay still so I can weiner boop you!
Player 2: noooo not like this, I'm a virgin!
Player 1: not any more *weiner boop*

by DVDA OverKill March 1, 2014