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Weak men

"We don't need weak men" ~ Says the farmer who is basically a retard
Hym "And we're not going to need farmers once the robotics catches up with the AI I literally created. So, the 'strong men' have been rendered obsolete by the weak men. You are what you are now. Retarded pretenders mashing your genitals together and nothing more."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2024
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Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..
Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts
by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017
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Weak Streamer

A weak streamer is someone who doesn't have a very vital flow when they urinate, or takes a while to get the job done.
Calling someone a weak streamer is a hit on their manhood and is usually not taken lightly since it is a qualitative observation and not simply an insult. Could be considered fighting words.
"Damn bro, I never took you for a weak streamer, I guess that explains why Eric took your bitch."

"Hey weak stream, hurry up in there we gotta go too!"
by Jelly Jim July 2, 2019
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painis weakness

painis weakness is a common condition in older men.
by the random. June 25, 2025
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Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid
That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.
by d0gl0g November 23, 2019
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Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.
A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010
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