Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.

Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”

by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.

You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 9, 2022

Like a water from Walmart off the stack

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.

Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean

by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021

Walmart Shitter

Person who defecates in a Walmart, specifically on the floor of the store, and not in the bathroom.

Hey Kim, someone pooped on the floor. Must be another walmart shitter.

by anonymous December 13, 2024

Walmart boy

When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy

*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"

by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022

Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018