velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

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toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 21, 2022

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Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 11, 2023

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Wallace Wallet

The action of cumming inside someone's wallet.

"did you and Nick have sex last night"

"Ya he Wallace walleted me"
"No way!"

by Molly the Meme Man March 12, 2018

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Wallet Sisters

1. A female who has had sex with the same woman as a good friend. (not necessarily simultaneously)

2. When two females acknowledge having been intimate with the same male and remain on good terms, the girls are now bonded by having shared the same penis at one time or another.

3. Refers to two women who have slept with the same man.

Girl 1 "Holy shit, you slept with that guy rolando too?"
Girl 2 "Yes, but he told me i was his only one"
Girl 1 "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckit, were wallet sisters now"
Girl 2 "Ewwwwww! Wanna go shopping?"
Girl 1 "Like, totally"

by _RollOnDough January 20, 2012

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