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Ghetto Wagon

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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Power wagon

Power wagons are made my dodge. There a truck with tow mirrors but has a short bed which is fucking stupid because you aren’t towing anything with a hemi. They will be seen with the husband going for evening drives that end up waiting on the side of the road for a tow truck.
Bro do you wanna give me a BJ in my Power wagon
by mr cletus October 15, 2019
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Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.
My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.
by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017
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whiskey wagon

It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon
Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.
by Simo82 March 19, 2017
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Douche-Wagon

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.
by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017
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swagin wagon

The official bandwagon of swagger. A person or group is on the swag wagon when they have had a recent run of success and are increasingly confident because of it.
(840928)Stephens definition: an abundance of wagons, a swag filled with swags
George, lets get on the swagin wagon
by Stephen P M August 1, 2016
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haunch wagon

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.
I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.
by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020
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