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Mighty Whitey 

The group of people who, for the last few hundred years, has brought civilization, technology, rights, and female equality to the rest of the ignorant savages living on Earth, most of whom never even discovered the wheel, or metallurgy, or written language, and now gets shit on for it by those same savages.
"Uh oh, those filthy rag heads over there are making a game of gang-raping women; better send in Mighty Whitey to stop them!"

whiteyyy 

someone with a chode, who has a fetish for toes and loves it when people whistle to him on mic, he also loves bum sex and has a obsession with a girl called tanisha.
tj: hey did you hear about that whiteyyy person licking josies toes the other night?

danni: yeah i heard he sucks them until they are soggy and wrinkly.
whiteyyy by massiveswanger November 11, 2010

Alex Whitley 

A local Texan native to Bedford, active in politics. Played high school football for Trinity High School. Current City Council Treasurer. Bright Orange hair.
Alex Whitley is a politician in Texas.
Alex Whitley by BriefNoodles March 23, 2022

smell whitey 

To sniff the crotch of any white person you come across with one hand down the front of your pants and two fingers of your other hand in your butt.
Look at that guy! That's a smell whitey if I ever saw one!
smell whitey by Melvin Ashbole June 28, 2007

Mighty Whiteys 

A slang term, at least in Humboldt County, California, for oxycontins.
Hey yo! Can you spare some mighty whiteys for a bro?
Mighty Whiteys by Boogercat March 2, 2018
A cat who is not all white,likes to eat cobe webs, loves attention and also loves to eat her cat treats
Whitey by BritBunny December 4, 2007
refers to a skinny back stabbing friend with no balls
John - Hey did you hear what jeremy did to me the other day?
Brett - No, what did he do?
John - He stole my girlfriend and kicked me out
Brett - Hes such a Whitey
Whitey by DivineDragon August 4, 2009