urinating on the flowerbeds

slang for wasting your time in a pointless endeavour

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021

Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.

You urination on my book.

by Gyatt man June 23, 2024

urine

the liquid gold of life

best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur

"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"

by TheNerdofLife November 22, 2021

Urinal Hang

Where the line in the restroom is too long, to speed up the process, you unzip your pants and let your penis hang out so you are ready to go when it's your turn.

"The line in the restroom started moving much more quickly once everyone was joining in the urinal hang."

by mclee90 June 20, 2019

Urine Extractor

A device that takes your pee without you even using that feeling.

"Man, urine extractors kind of hurt."

by Rapid Rac December 21, 2018

Urinal Coat Rack

Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.

"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.

by bustedgroudon October 25, 2018

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017