Ur mom

Milf with a chicken in their Fanny pack.

Who laid Jeremy‘s dad last night. Your mom.

by Avocado bacon egg Nader July 20, 2022

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Ur Mom

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by Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom November 15, 2022

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

UR MOM

yes 2019 yes yesh mommy i cry he le hacor i claim to be a hacker

when UR MOM explodes

by nice nice nice nice nice October 28, 2020

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

ur mom

ur mom <3

ur mom is hot

by Foodymoody July 20, 2022