A person who takes very little time to get ready for the day and would be an ideal travel companion for a businessman or politician. It is not uncommon for this person to wake up less than 5 minutes before they leave the house. The difference between a travel wife and a nasty slob is a travel wife always looks very put together and no one would know they get ready in 45 seconds. Travel wives come in many different flavors the most popular being persian.
Husband: "So I got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up."
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"
by lampgluepencil May 21, 2011
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Get the time travel mug.When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
by Sir Mikey P February 24, 2011
Get the Time Travel mug.Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:
-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness
Abbreviated as tPTSD
-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness
Abbreviated as tPTSD
by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010
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Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!
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Get the Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop! mug.To consume psychostimulants in a matter that makes time pass very quickly.
For example a university student using stimulants like adderall or ritalin with the intent to achieve higher study focus, but instead ending up spending hours browsing the web / discussing Einstein theories with study mates.
For example a university student using stimulants like adderall or ritalin with the intent to achieve higher study focus, but instead ending up spending hours browsing the web / discussing Einstein theories with study mates.
I was gonna make the last push for my final exam, was going for an all nighter the day before it. I had a bunch of redbull and vitamin r at home, but the whole night ended up being a complete time travel.
by centralsinuscatheter December 4, 2010
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